One of the things we wanted to have in wtm2.0 (that’s the version you know) was a way for our users to communicate with each other.
So we implemented shout boxes all over the site and that was quite ok for the time being.
You also have an overview of shouts that somehow relate to you on your home page as Tales of Interest.
But until now, for a shout to show up there it had to be on your profile page, often making it necessary to manually check shout boxes.
We have now implemented some new features that make our shout boxes, and especially your home page even more useful.
So, what does the home page now show in your Tales of Interest?
shout by yourself
shouts on a review you wrote
shouts that contain your @username
shouts on shots you are subscribed to
So how does this subscribing work? A picture says more than thousand words so:
Check or uncheck that box. Simple.
Shouts you upload will automatically have the box checked to mimic the behavior you are accustomed to.
And how about that @username?
Simply add @username to a shout in any shout box and it will appear in the Tales of Interest of that user. Simple.
Today we will be talking about scalability. Don’t know what I am talking about?
Wikipedia describes it like this:
In telecommunications and software engineering, scalability is a desirable property of a system, a network, or a process, which indicates its ability to either handle growing amounts of work in a graceful manner or to be readily enlarged.
Or for some of our readers who found this sentence to long: does stuff break when it has to do more work.
Now I could go into technical details about our database and all that technical shenanigans, but I won’t. Because today we are talking about game mechanics on whatthemovie.
First, let’s have a look at something that does scale very well: Solving snapshots.
We do not care if there are 100 or 1000 people on the site, solving snapshots (again, from a game mechanics perspective, technologically we would of course need more hardware).
If we doubled our user base, your personal experience solving shots would not be altered.
So to find things that do not scale well, we are looking for something, that does become worse the more people are playing. For whatthemovie that is the “New Submissions”-section and shot uploading in general.
The more people are here, the worse is the uploading experience. Since we can only approve a limited amount of snapshots more shots in the queue also means more shots not accepted. And shots that are not accepted make our users sad. And since we want happy users, we have to do something about it. At the moment there roughly 300 shots in the New Submissions. If we would have double the amount of players, there would be 600 shots. You see the problem.
Now we are at the central point of this blog post: The current uploading system does not scale.
There are some options we have to improve the situation for now.
The first option would be increasing the number of shots we accept. Would flood “Feature Films”.
Second option would be to decrease the slots per user. Would make the users sad.
What is even worse ist, that these options will not scale well. We could half the available upload slots and after twice as many people have signed up, we have the same problem.
Still lost in what I am trying to say? Look at this clip from Futurama:
One idea that would scale is: make multiple whatthemovies. All separate from each other, separate users, separate “New Submissions”, separate “Feature Films”. Yes, this is obviously a bad idea, we’re not going to do it, but it is an example of what would scale.
So, we are asking you to post suggestions, hints and ideas at the forum. And if you have a suggestion, ask yourself “does it scale?”.
I’ll put a warning here. This blog post is mostly about reminiscing about the GoodOldTimes™, and how what naut and I did before whatthemovie; which might not be the most interesting thing to you. If you still want to go on, good.
Back in 2002, a german school, arts. As boring as arts can be. I cannot really remember who had the idea to create a slow shooter, about stealth, not about action. You’ll probably say it was Ubisoft with Splinter Cell but for us, it’s clear that one of us had the idea. Anyways we had the idea; and “we” was Marcel neonaut/naut Uekermann, Stefan raidrascal/Eskay Karl, Josef ismael/ronin Meindl and Stefan tliff Maier. naut as graphics and mappings guy, Eskay and ronin as 3D guys, tliff as programming guy. (Back then it was guys, nowadays it’s monkeys).
So, we were creating a Half-Life mod about thieves and security guards. Problem was we had no clue about how. Not concerned by a lack of skill, knowledge or even sanity (we still aren’t) we started developing in a spacey officenaut’s room. And now we get to the part where this links to whatthemovie. As you might know, features are often released clumped together and on weekends. The reason for that is, that we do our “sprints” on weekends. Our development “sprints” still work the same way they did back in 2002. On a saturday (friday is better but this rarely works out anymore) take your ‘guys’ (now ‘monkeys’), and decided on a location to meet. After everyone is at the location, it’s time to pick up the necessities which basically is pizza and/or sausages and/or cola and/or Red Bull. And then it is pretty much everyone stuck in a single room doing their work and some coordination. Time passes and on sunday it’s time to evaluate what you’ve got. Usually, not much, but it was a fun time.
What’s different today? First, participants. whatthemovie is only naut and me so most of the time it’s only us two doing those “sprints” but on occasion Eskay and ronin will join us, doing their own 3D stuff, just for the heck of it. Second, less gaming on the weekend, more results on sunday. No, I can not see any connection between the two, what are you implying?
So what ever happened to grand-theft? It did not get released, pity. At the end of 2002 Splinter Cell was released, we lost a potential trillion, but who cares? It was real fun, all of us to do the stuff we still do today, so it was a successful failure. I may post more about grand theft and our exploits (screaming at an idiotic farmer who got a tree tangled in a power line, blacking out our computers) in the future.
And why am I posting this now? Because Eskay made a video of some scenes we recorded back then, set to some music he made.
As you might have noticed whatthemovie is down as of 7th of June, 23:00 CEST.
We expect to be back by 8th of June, 01:00 CEST.
We are back!
Our operating system has decided that after it had a little screw up in the hard disk management code it maybe should recheck the disks. That in itself is probably a good idea. The problem though is, that it also takes quite some time to run that checks.
We have decided to take the site offline in the meantime so the checks can run faster. Our options were 3 hours no whatthemovie at all or two days of horribly slow whatthemovie and we opted for the 3 hours.
As usually in situations like this, we try to keep the blog, the forum and the chat (scroll down) up and running.
And while we are waiting for the disk check to finish, have you thought about becoming a supporter? The donated money goes into financing the servers. *hint*
We hope to be back soon and wish you a nice time on whatthemovie (as soon as we’re back up)
PS: Also, if you like a view into the coding monkeys (read: my) brain, check out my blog
PPS: If you like nice looking blogs you better check out the design monkeys (read: naut) blog which looks way neater and has pictures of bunnies (no guarantee on that)
Ok, picture this: You are at work, on your lunch break. You just bought a tasty sandwich from the sandwich dealer, you know the ones where they have that delicious sauce that tastes so… anyways, you are eating and decide you could play some whatthemovie while you wait for your jaws to grind the food. So you happily click the random button until you come across a shot that is somewhat bad for your appetite, say a dismembered body.
Not anymore!
Now you can actually filter out the snapshots on whatthemovie that contain gore, same goes for nudity if you are one of those people who don’t like nudity.
Those shots are now replaced with this tasteful image:
The ones with stronger stomachs among you might want to know how to get the gore back. Easy: It’s under your settings. The default is to show nudity and filter. (Take that, America!)
The clever ones among you might also want to know how we determine what snapshots contain gore and nudity. We examine the tags the snapshot has. If they contain nudity and or gore, so does the shot. So if you find a shot not considered as gore or nudity, you may add those tags.
In other News: It is now also possible to edit more details of the movies on the movie page. So if you find a wrong title or wrong year, or wrong imdb link and are at least a set decorator (because that’s what set decorators do, change metadata) you may change that.
In Faces of whatthemovie we will introduce some of the people behind and on whatthemovie you might not know about.
We begin with someone you might know though. The Errorgator as seen on our intermission page.
Born Der Erminator in Austria in 1734, the Errorgator started his life as the son of a prison warden. A violent young thing, his father used him to hunt down and kill escaped convicts.
However, after 20 years of this brutal duty, the Errorgator decided he wanted a different life for himself, changed his name, and found himself a wife.
After they had three children, one day the Romans invaded, raped his wife, and killed his children, causing him to vow revenge.
Re-donning his old clothes, he hunted down the Romans and killed them so hard he retro-actively destroyed the Roman Empire, causing it to have been in ruins for the last 2000 years.
Strangely, the resulting time paradox not only brought his wife and children back to life, but it also transported him to present day Germany and turned him into a midgetgator.
Then, one day, tliff found him as he was walking to the supermarket to buy beer, and decided to adopt him.
He, his wife, and their children now life in tliff’s bedroom, getting all the errors they can eat, and only occasionally posing for photos to use on WTM.
The pictures of the Errorgator were taken bei Martin Wörister (who is also the dude that makes the memorabilia). The short biography was written by OhLookBirdies.
First, it is now possible to donate to whatthemovie and have the supporter status go to someone other than yourself. So want to make someone a nice little present, now you can. Simply go to your settings, click on WTM Supporter, go on as usual.
Second, there now is a List of Movies still missing their Title Snapshots, ordered by the number of snapshots on whatthemovie. So Movies that are very present on the site, yet have no Title Snapshot show up on the top. Perhaps you can help us out.
In other news:
The forum thread Reveal yourself offers some insight into how the people on whatthemovie really look.
If you are more interested in the upcoming vault quest, you might want to check this thread.
You know those scenes in sci-fi movies when the hero needs to learn something really fast and it gets uploaded to his brain through a series of flashing images? Awesome.
And you also know that depressing feeling that you might have forgotten a few shots in the archive? Sad.
But fear no more. Via brand new technology recently acquired at an alien abduction it is now possible to upload The Archive directly into your brain. It’s pretty much what the same process Hypnotoad uses. Be not afraid. It won’t hurt (Well perhaps your eyes a little.)
WARNING: There’s some serious blinky-flashy-stuff going on here and that might induce seizures, involuntary urination and/or spontaneous self combustion. If you hit your head on the desk, spoil your pants or make your house smelly smoky, it’s not our fault. (Seriously, it’s blinking as hell, be careful.)
If that does not dissuade you from viewing, move your chair closer to your screen, full screen the video and click play:
No animals were harmed during the production of this brainlink.
Today: Searching trough twitter for a flattr invite code and then signing up with it.
If you are on a unix and have ruby already running a simple gem install twitter mechanize should install all prerequisites.
Yesterday’s mail included a rather big package and I couldn’t believe my eyes when discovering that it was adressed to whatthemovie. A fan sending compliments to his favourite website? Maybe players disappointed because of their many Feature Film rejections decided to bring development to an end through explosives?
It turned out quite the opposite: Jens (aka holynoise, the host of our latest Vault Quest) sent us 2 bottles of beer from one of the finest breweries in his region. We were delighted
We spare you the photos of us drinking the precious liquid and instead look forward to future mails! We’d be especially happy to taste specialities from all over WTM land. Keep ‘em coming